Our Yvette has always considered herself more of a dog person. She finds them almost as easy to train as men! They come when they’re called, will lie at her feet, respond enthusiastically when petted and will defend her fiercely from all forms of menace. But they can be high-maintenance, always needing attention and discipline. This kitty doesn’t need food or water, and there will never be a litter box to clean. Best of all, it dispenses candy!
Of course, her boyfriend dispenses diamonds… so she’ll keep him, too.